| Cold Opening | Halftime |
| Musical Performance | "Idiot Boyfriend" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Will Forte | ... | referee |
| Danielle Flora | ... | cheerleader |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kenny G |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Savion Glover |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah Hughes |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Weekend Update |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kenny G |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Savion Glover |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah Hughes |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Will Forte | ... | referee |
| Danielle Flora | ... | cheerleader |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kenny G |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Savion Glover |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah Hughes |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bobby Brown |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
⁕Dress rehearsal also featured Fericito and a commentary by Seth Meyers.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 3 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 1 | 2 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 1 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 22 | 2 | 13 | 1 |