| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Lights Out |
| Sketch | Invitation to Love |
| Sketch | Twins |
| Musical Performance | "Lost Cause" |
| Sketch | Michael Jackson in a Tree |
| Musical Performance | "Guess I'm Doin' Fine" |
| Sketch | Wal-Mart Supercenter |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | theatregoer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | performer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | performer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | performer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | performer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | performer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | theatregoer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | performer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | performer |
| Will Forte | ... | performer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | performer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | theatregoer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Lights Out |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ernie in the light |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ernie in the dark |
| Fred Armisen | ... | girl in the light |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Davey |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Sketch | Invitation to Love |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Maurice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Michael |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Devon Steel Voice |
| Eric Slovin | ... | marker |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Burt Bacharach
Commentary on the Iraq war |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on Black History Month | |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Eric Slovin | ... | blind man |
| Sketch | Michael Jackson in a Tree |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael 7 |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael 24 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael 19 |
| Sketch | Wal-Mart Supercenter |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Mr. Sparkson |
| Sketch | Michael Jackson in a Tree |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | performer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | theatregoer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | performer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | performer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | performer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | performer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | performer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | theatregoer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | performer |
| Dean Edwards | ... | performer |
| Will Forte | ... | performer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | performer |
| Jeff Richards | ... | theatregoer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Lights Out |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | girl in the dark |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ernie in the light |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ernie in the dark |
| Fred Armisen | ... | girl in the light |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Davey |
| Show |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Tara Greenly |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Stephen Scott Scarpulla | ... | student |
| Sketch | Invitation to Love |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Connie |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Maurice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Michael |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Devon Steel Voice |
| Eric Slovin | ... | marker |
| Sketch | Twins |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Mandy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sandy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joe |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Frank |
⁕The second half of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Burt Bacharach
Commentary on the Iraq war |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on Black History Month | |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Jennifer Garner | ||
| Eric Slovin | ... | blind man |
| Sketch | Michael Jackson in a Tree |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | Lisa Marie Presley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael 7 |
| Will Forte | ... | Michael 24 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Michael 19 |
| Sketch | Wal-Mart Supercenter |
| Jennifer Garner | ... | employee |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Mr. Sparkson |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jennifer Garner | 9 | 1 | |||
| Beck | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | ||||
| Jeff Richards | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 2 | ||||
| Stephen Scott Scarpulla | 1 | ||||
| 80 | 4 | 7 | 8 |