February 22, 2003S28E13 #538
| Host: | Christopher Walken |
| Musical Guest: | Foo Fighters |
| Cameos: | Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Steve Martin, Britney Spears |
| Sketch | Raft Captain |
| Show | African-American Archives |
| Sketch | Colonel Angus |
| Musical Performance | "All My Life" |
| Sketch | Cabin Lovers |
| Musical Performance | "Times Like These" |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Show | Pranksters |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Danny Einhorn |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zach Ricky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Danny's sister |
| Sketch | Colonel Angus |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Annabelle |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Melinda |
| Jeff Richards | ... | farmhand |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Bedelia |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Eric Slovin | ... | karate guy |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Sketch | Cabin Lovers |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Walter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Cold Opening | Hardball |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Dominique de Villepin Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Douglas Feith |
| Cold Opening | Hardball |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Dominique de Villepin Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Douglas Feith |
| Show | Pranksters |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Larry Hobson |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Danny Einhorn |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Zach Ricky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Danny's sister |
| Sketch | Raft Captain |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Mr. Tyus |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liam |
| Will Forte | ... | passenger |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Gary |
| Sketch | Colonel Angus |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Colonel Angus |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Annabelle |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Melinda |
| Jeff Richards | ... | farmhand |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Bedelia |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Christina Aguilera |
| Steve Martin | ||
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Britney Spears | ||
| Eric Slovin | ... | karate guy |
| Sketch | Cabin Lovers |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Walter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Marguerite |
| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Vic Lester |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Walken | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Foo Fighters | 2 | ||||
| Britney Spears | 1 | ||||
| Jim Carrey | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 2 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | |||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Richmond | 1 | ||||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 12 | 5 | 2 | 1 |