March 15, 2003#1

Cold Opening

Press Conference

Fred Armisen ... Reverend Phillips
Rachel Dratch ... Helen Thomas
Dean Edwards ... aide
Tina Fey ... Lori Donovan
Will Forte ... Kevin Miller
Seth Meyers ... Ted Vitner
Tracy Morgan ... Bo Bo Street News reporter
Chris Parnell ... George W. Bush Live
Amy Poehler ... Nicole Haggerton
Jeff Richards ... aide
Maya Rudolph ... Kathy Davis
Horatio Sanz ... Harry Knowles
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Scott Wainio ... aide