March 15, 2003S28E15 #540
| Host: | Salma Hayek |
| Musical Guest: | Christina Aguilera |
| Cameo: | Edward Norton |
Voice Cameo: | Lorenzo Lamas |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Cartoon | Are You Hot? |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Sketch | Box |
| Musical Performance | "Beautiful" |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Musical Performance | "Fighter" |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Reverend Phillips |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Dean Edwards | ... | aide |
| Tina Fey | ... | Lori Donovan |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Miller |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted Vitner |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bo Bo Street News reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nicole Haggerton |
| Jeff Richards | ... | aide |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kathy Davis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Scott Wainio | ... | aide |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brendan Maloney |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ricardo Frost |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Joelle Royce |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Avril Lavigne |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Eric Slovin | ... | rapper |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Show | Channel 5 Late Night Movie |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Carl Denham |
| Steve Higgins | ... | King Kong Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | husband |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Reverend Phillips |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Dean Edwards | ... | aide |
| Tina Fey | ... | Lori Donovan |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Miller |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted Vitner |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bo Bo Street News reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nicole Haggerton |
| Jeff Richards | ... | aide |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kathy Davis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Scott Wainio | ... | aide |
| Monologue |
| Salma Hayek | ||
| Edward Norton | ||
| Fred Armisen | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Will Forte | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Jeff Richards | ||
| Horatio Sanz |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Rosa O. Gonzalez |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brendan Maloney |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Cartoon | Are You Hot? |
| Lorenzo Lamas | Voice | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Popeye Voice |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Adriana |
| Christina Aguilera | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ricardo Frost |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Joelle Royce |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Lupe |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Avril Lavigne |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Eric Slovin | ... | rapper |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Jacqueline Dubonnet |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | A.J. |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Show | Channel 5 Late Night Movie |
| Salma Hayek | ... | wife |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Carl Denham |
| Steve Higgins | ... | King Kong Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | husband |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Commercial | Vote Frida |
| Salma Hayek | ||
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Salma Hayek | 10 | ||||
| Christina Aguilera | 3 | ||||
| Edward Norton | 1 | ||||
| Lorenzo Lamas | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | ||||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 8 | 6 | 13 |