| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Cartoon | Are You Hot? |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Sketch | Box |
| Musical Performance | "Beautiful" |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Show | King Kong |
| Musical Performance | "Fighter" |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Tina Fey | ... | Lori Donovan |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bo Bo Street News reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nicole Haggerton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kathy Davis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Reverend Phillips |
| Dean Edwards | ... | aide |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Miller |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted Vitner |
| Jeff Richards | ... | aide |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Scott Wainio | ... | aide |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brendan Maloney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Joelle Royce |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ricardo Frost |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Avril Lavigne |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesSt. Patrick's Day | |
| Eric Slovin | ... | rapper |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Show | King Kong |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Carl Denham |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | husband |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | King Kong Voice |
| Cartoon | Are You Hot? |
| Doug Dale | ... | Barney Rubble Voice |
| Doug Dale | ... | Marvin the Martian Voice |
| Lorenzo Lamas | Voice |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Tina Fey | ... | Lori Donovan |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bo Bo Street News reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nicole Haggerton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kathy Davis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harry Knowles |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Reverend Phillips |
| Dean Edwards | ... | aide |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Miller |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted Vitner |
| Jeff Richards | ... | aide |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Scott Wainio | ... | aide |
| Show |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Rosa O. Gonzalez |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brendan Maloney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | patron |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nic Novicki | ... | patron |
| Cartoon | Are You Hot? |
| Doug Dale | ... | Barney Rubble Voice |
| Doug Dale | ... | Marvin the Martian Voice |
| Lorenzo Lamas | Voice | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Popeye Voice |
| Show | Versace Oscar Fashion Preview |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Adriana |
| Christina Aguilera | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | Joelle Royce |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ricardo Frost |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Lupe |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Avril Lavigne |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesSt. Patrick's Day | |
| Eric Slovin | ... | rapper |
| Sketch | Seduction Class |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Jacqueline Dubonnet |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | A.J. |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher |
| Show | King Kong |
| Salma Hayek | ... | wife |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | police officer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Carl Denham |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | husband |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | King Kong Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Salma Hayek | 10 | ||||
| Christina Aguilera | 3 | ||||
| Edward Norton | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 2 | |||
| Lorenzo Lamas | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | ||||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 2 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| Nic Novicki | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 8 | 6 | 15 |