March 15, 2003#9
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesSt. Patrick's Day | |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Salma Hayek | ... | Lupe |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Avril Lavigne |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gollum |
| Eric Slovin | ... | rapper |