| Cold Opening | USS Abraham Lincoln |
| Show | Madonna: An American Life |
| Sketch | Plagiarism Class |
| Musical Performance | "In Da Club" |
| Miscellaneous | No Punking |
| Show | Politics Today |
| Musical Performance | "21 Questions" |
| Sketch | 50's Ent. |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Show | Madonna: An American Life |
| Fred Armisen | ... | drummer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Matt Lauer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Lukasz Gottwald | ... | guitarist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Plagiarism Class |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Karen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Peter Reed |
| Chris Parnell | ... | teacher |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kirstie |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Gest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Liza Minnelli
Commentary on David's birthday bash |
| Tracy Morgan |
Ate Saddam Hussein's birthday cake | |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
| Eric Slovin | ... | giant pencil |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Politics Today |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Wayne Grint |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Malcolm Parsdale |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dianne Prott |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rhonda Sharpe |
| Sketch | 50's Ent. |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | Mike Simpkins |
| Chris Kattan | ... | singer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | inmate |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | investor |
| Jim Downey | ... | investor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | investor |
| Dean Edwards | ... | investor |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | investor |
| Will Forte | ... | investor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | investor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | investor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Peter Burke |
| Amy Poehler | ... | investor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | investor |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Gest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Liza Minnelli
Commentary on David's birthday bash |
| Sketch |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Yaorg |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Show | Madonna: An American Life |
| Fred Armisen | ... | drummer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Matt Lauer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Lukasz Gottwald | ... | guitarist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Plagiarism Class |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Danny |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Karen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Peter Reed |
| Chris Parnell | ... | teacher |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kirstie |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Gest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Liza Minnelli
Commentary on David's birthday bash |
| Tracy Morgan |
Ate Saddam Hussein's birthday cake | |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
| Eric Slovin | ... | giant pencil |
| Sketch |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Ted Abernathy |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Politics Today |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | Greg McCrary |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Wayne Grint |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Malcolm Parsdale |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dianne Prott |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rhonda Sharpe |
| Sketch | 50's Ent. |
| Ashton Kutcher | ... | singer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | Mike Simpkins |
| Chris Kattan | ... | singer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | inmate |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | investor |
| Jim Downey | ... | investor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | investor |
| Dean Edwards | ... | investor |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | investor |
| Will Forte | ... | investor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | investor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | investor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Peter Burke |
| Amy Poehler | ... | investor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | investor |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashton Kutcher | 7 | ||||
| 50 Cent | 2 | ||||
| G Unit | 2 | ||||
| Nate Dogg | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lukasz Gottwald | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 8 | 5 | 4 |