May 10, 2003#1
| Cold Opening |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kimberley Locke |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Clay Aiken |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ruben Studdard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joshua Gracin |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya Live |