| Cold Opening | Campaign Headquarters |
| Sketch | El Cantador |
| Musical Performance | "Stunt 101" |
| Sketch | Victoria's Secret |
| Sketch | Nuts Jingles |
| Musical Performance | "Wanna Get To Know You" |
| Cold Opening | Campaign Headquarters |
| Chris Parnell | ... | advisor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Howard Dean Live |
| Monologue |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Dottie Lachey |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | merrymaker |
| Seth Meyers | ... | merrymaker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | merrymaker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cody Lachey |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tina Turner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | merrymaker |
| Fred Armisen | ... | tapdancer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | tapdancer |
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | climber |
| Chris Parnell | ... | karate player |
| Jeff Richards | ... | golfer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | weightlifter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | referee |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | boxer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | golfer |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | trainer |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jennifer Lopez |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kelis |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on "The Apprentice" being a hit |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
| Sketch | Nuts Jingles |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Will Forte | ... | executive |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David le Roth |
| Jeff Richards | ... | executive |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bubba Sparxxx |
| Fred Armisen | ... | executive |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | D.J. Bonbons |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Timbaland |
| Commercial |
| Nick Lachey | ... | Scott Stapp |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Britney Spears |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jennifer Lopez |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kelis |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on "The Apprentice" being a hit |
| Cold Opening | Campaign Headquarters |
| Chris Parnell | ... | advisor |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Howard Dean Live |
| Monologue |
| Nick Lachey | ||
| Jessica Simpson | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Dottie Lachey |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | merrymaker |
| Seth Meyers | ... | merrymaker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | merrymaker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cody Lachey |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tina Turner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | merrymaker |
| Fred Armisen | ... | tapdancer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | tapdancer |
⁕Nick Lachey's microphone malfunctions, so he speaks and sings into Jessica Simpson's microphone.
| Commercial |
| Seth Meyers | ... | climber |
| Chris Parnell | ... | karate player |
| Jeff Richards | ... | golfer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | weightlifter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | referee |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | boxer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | golfer |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | trainer |
| Sketch |
| Nick Lachey | ||
| Jessica Simpson | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joey Mack |
| Steve Higgins | ... | call sign announcer Voice |
| Sketch | El Cantador |
| Nick Lachey | ... | Ted |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Celia |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Denise |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Señor Iglesias |
| Commercial |
| Nick Lachey | ... | Scott Stapp |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Britney Spears |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Madonna |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jennifer Lopez |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kelis |
| Commercial |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole Richie |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on "The Apprentice" being a hit |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
♬The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"
| Sketch | Victoria's Secret |
| Nick Lachey | ... | Phil |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | Melody |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Aunt Edna |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Damon |
| Sketch | Nuts Jingles |
| Jessica Simpson | ... | executive |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Will Forte | ... | executive |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David le Roth |
| Jeff Richards | ... | executive |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bubba Sparxxx |
| Fred Armisen | ... | executive |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | D.J. Bonbons |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Timbaland |
| Commercial |
| Jessica Simpson | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Porky The Scuba Diving Chicken |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Lachey | 7 | 2 | |||
| Jessica Simpson | 10 | 3 | |||
| G Unit | 2 | ||||
| Joe | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 2 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 2 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 3 | 20 | 7 |