| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Donald Trump
Commentary on "The Apprentice" being a hit |
| Will Forte | ... | Patrick Kelly |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gunther Kelly |
♬The White Stripes - "Seven Nation Army"