| Cold Opening | A Message from the Vice President |
| Show | Celebrity Ironman |
| Sketch | Harmonies |
| Musical Performance | "Good is Good" |
| Sketch | Lance's Song |
| Sketch | Trump's Cameo |
| Musical Performance | "Strong Enough" |
| Sketch | Noisy Sidekick |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Vice President |
| Fred Armisen | ... | firefighter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ... | cyclist |
| Bill Hader | ... | cyclist |
| Andy Samberg | ... | cyclist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Show | Celebrity Ironman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | runner |
| Bill Hader | ... | runner |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Donnie Brantley |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stephen A. Smith |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bill Perry |
| Andy Samberg | ... | runner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | runner |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | runner |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Charles Schumer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Robert Bork |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey |
Bitch Fight News Quiz | |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Harriet Miers
Commentary on withdrawing her nomination |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on Rosa Parks | |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mrs. Butterworth |
| Sketch | Trump's Cameo |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Seth Meyers | ... | director |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Arianne Zuker |
| Weekend Update |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Harriet Miers
Commentary on withdrawing her nomination |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Vice President |
| Fred Armisen | ... | firefighter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Lance Armstrong | ||
| Sheryl Crow | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ... | cyclist |
| Bill Hader | ... | cyclist |
| Andy Samberg | ... | cyclist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Show | Celebrity Ironman |
| Lance Armstrong | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | runner |
| Bill Hader | ... | runner |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Donnie Brantley |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stephen A. Smith |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bill Perry |
| Andy Samberg | ... | runner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | runner |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | runner |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Officer Peter Venelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | wife |
| Will Forte | ... | husband |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ed Lover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Spencer Mason |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | husband |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doctor Dré |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Harmonies |
| Lance Armstrong | ... | ranger |
| Sheryl Crow | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Amy Ray |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Emily Saliers |
| Show |
| Lance Armstrong | ... | Sean Boyland |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Charles Schumer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Robert Bork |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey |
Bitch Fight News Quiz | |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Harriet Miers
Commentary on withdrawing her nomination |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Voice |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on Rosa Parks | |
| Scott Podsednik | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mrs. Butterworth |
| Sketch | Trump's Cameo |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Seth Meyers | ... | director |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Arianne Zuker |
| Sketch |
| Lance Armstrong | ... | Dylan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amanda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lance Armstrong | 7 | ||||
| Sheryl Crow | 5 | ||||
| Scott Podsednik | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | 1 | |||
| 65 | 4 | 13 | 6 |