| Cold Opening | Cheers |
| Show | The Iranian People's Court |
| Sketch | Women Who Can't Say No |
| Musical Performance | "She Won't Talk to Me" |
| Sketch | Hogs |
| Sketch | Grumpy Old Men |
| Musical Performance | "For You to Love" |
| Miscellaneous | First Love |
| Sketch | Going to England |
| Cold Opening | Cheers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Woody |
| Phil Hartman | ... | John Tower Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kitty Dukakis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael Dukakis Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Callahan |
| Show | The Iranian People's Court |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | plaintiff |
| Phil Hartman | ... | plaintiff |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | judge |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Cheers |
| Phil Hartman | ... | John Tower Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kitty Dukakis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael Dukakis Live |
| Show |
| Ted Danson | ... | Pat Riley |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Cold Opening | Cheers |
| Ted Danson | ... | Sam |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Woody |
| Phil Hartman | ... | John Tower Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kitty Dukakis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Michael Dukakis Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Callahan |
| Monologue |
| Ted Danson | ||
| Mike Myers | ... | French host |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Tom Schiller | ... | French director Voice |
| Show | The Iranian People's Court |
| Ted Danson | ... | defendant |
| Dana Carvey | ... | reporter |
| Nora Dunn | ... | plaintiff |
| Phil Hartman | ... | plaintiff |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | judge |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Women Who Can't Say No |
| Ted Danson | ... | Rich |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Brenda |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jennifer |
| Show |
| Ted Danson | ... | Pat Riley |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
⁕Dennis Miller interrupts a joke to ad-lib "What the hell's going on over there?" in response to off-camera noise from the hogs used in the next sketch.
♬"Lawrence Of Arabia" Theme
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ted Danson | 7 | 1 | |||
| Luther Vandross | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| 41 | 1 | 8 | 5 |