| Award Show | VH1 Spirituality Awards |
| Joan Allen | ... | Madonna |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jesus |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Calista Flockhart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Will Smith |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Maya Angelou |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Alanis Morissette |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Courtney Love |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Marilyn Manson |
⁕A subtitle graphic used for the Harry Caray sketch later in the episode is displayed when Cheri Oteri enters as Alanis Morissette.