| Cold Opening | Moderate Candidate |
| Show | NetAid |
| Musical Performance | "I Need To Know" |
| Miscellaneous | Blair Witch |
| Musical Performance | "That's Okay" |
| Cold Opening | Moderate Candidate |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Al W. Bush-Gore Live |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | passenger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | pilot Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Josh Zimmerman |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Laura Zimmerman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bruce Gaylord |
| Show | NetAid |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David Bowie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spectator Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Lynda Lopez |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bono |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Busta Rhymes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cane |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Update ForumDiscussion of the education crisis | |
| Horatio Sanz |
Performs traditional Latin comedy |
| Miscellaneous | Blair Witch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Moderate Candidate |
| Show | NetAid |
| Heather Graham | ... | Jewel |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David Bowie |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Lynda Lopez |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bono |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Busta Rhymes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cane |
| Cold Opening | Moderate Candidate |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Al W. Bush-Gore Live |
| Neal Minahan | ... | pledge |
| Brian Shakti | ... | pledge |
| Sketch |
| Heather Graham | ... | passenger |
| Will Ferrell | ... | passenger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | pilot Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Josh Zimmerman |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Laura Zimmerman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bruce Gaylord |
| Show |
| Heather Graham | ... | Rollergirl |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | guy Still |
| Andy Murphy | ... | guy Still |
| Show | NetAid |
| Heather Graham | ... | Jewel |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David Bowie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spectator Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Lynda Lopez |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Bono |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Busta Rhymes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cane |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Update ForumDiscussion of the education crisis | |
| Horatio Sanz |
Performs traditional Latin comedy |
| Show |
| Heather Graham | ... | Lady Hamilton |
| Will Ferrell | ... | David Larry |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Miss Colleen |
| Scott Wainio |
⁕The cue cards for this sketch arrived on set only seconds before coming back from commercial. As the sketch fades in, Molly Shannon can be heard saying "Ooh, a little scary!" This is removed in reruns.
| Miscellaneous | Blair Witch |
| Heather Graham | ||
| Tyler James Williams | ... | Entari Shakunte |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Heather Graham | 7 | 1 | |||
| Marc Anthony | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tyler James Williams | 1 | ||||
| Tom Gianas | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| Neal Minahan | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brian Shakti | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 2 |