| Cold Opening | Breakfast in New Hampshire |
| Sketch | Tandem Hearts |
| Film | The Heat Is On |
| Musical Performance | "Feelin' So Good" |
| Show | Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers |
| Musical Performance | "Waiting for Tonight" |
| Cold Opening | Breakfast in New Hampshire |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Bradley |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | John Lennon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Yoko Ono |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Ferris Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Film | The Heat Is On |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | T.S. |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Glenn Frey |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Oliver |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan |
Great Moments In Black History | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on the 2000 presidential campaign |
| Show | Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Roy Horn |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chance |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jocelyn Wildenstein |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jeff Jeffreys |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | writer Still |
| Michael Schur | ... | writer Still |
| Film | The Heat Is On |
| Jon Glaser | ... | Chumlee |
| Patrick McCartney | ... | guy |
| Brian Stack | ... | guy |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Wes |
| Miriam Tolan | ... | girl |
| Cold Opening | Breakfast in New Hampshire |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Bradley |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on the 2000 presidential campaign |
| Show | Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers |
| Cold Opening | Breakfast in New Hampshire |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bill Bradley |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sammy |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Aunt Jemima |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Uncle Jemima |
| Commercial |
| Alan Cumming | ... | Paul McCartney |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | John Lennon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Yoko Ono |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Ferris Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
⁕The timing of this sketch is thrown off by several technical glitches. Also, a stage manager can be heard whispering "Alan, you can change!" during a transition.
| Sketch | Tandem Hearts |
| Alan Cumming | ... | Grady |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Show |
| Alan Cumming | ... | Captain James Butternut |
| Will Ferrell | ... | David Larry |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Miss Colleen |
| Film | The Heat Is On |
| Jon Glaser | ... | Chumlee |
| Patrick McCartney | ... | guy |
| Brian Stack | ... | guy |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Wes |
| Miriam Tolan | ... | girl |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | T.S. |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Glenn Frey |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Oliver |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | guy |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan |
Great Moments In Black History | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on the 2000 presidential campaign |
| Show | Siegfried and Roy's Night of 1000 Tigers |
| Alan Cumming | ... | Siegfried Fischbacher |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Roy Horn |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chance |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jocelyn Wildenstein |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jeff Jeffreys |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | writer Still |
| Michael Schur | ... | writer Still |
⁕After a smoky explosion occurs in front of him, Alan Cumming ad-libs "So much explosion, I can't see the cue cards."
| Show |
| Alan Cumming | ... | Derek DeLaMarquis |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Deana Nolan-Gray |
♬Paddy Maloney - "The Trip To Durrow"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alan Cumming | 6 | 2 | |||
| Jennifer Lopez | 2 | ||||
| Fat Joe | 1 | ||||
| Jon Glaser | 1 | ||||
| Patrick McCartney | 1 | ||||
| Brian Stack | 1 | ||||
| Ben Stiller | 1 | ||||
| Miriam Tolan | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | 1 | |||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| Michael Schur | 1 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 5 | 13 | 5 | 2 |