| Cold Opening | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Sketch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Musical Performance | "Hurricane Eye" |
| Show | Bedtime Stories |
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Musical Performance | "Old" |
| Sketch | Buena Vista Social Club |
| Cold Opening | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | director Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Cody |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| Cartoon |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. T Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Michael Gross Voice |
| Sketch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joe DiMaggio |
| Will Ferrell | ... | assistant |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Billy Wilder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | makeup artist |
| Chris Parnell | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | stranger |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | cameraman |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch |
Proposes to Jimmy | |
| Tina Fey |
Explains the Electoral College | |
| Hugh Fink |
Jewish perspective on Joe Lieberman |
| Show | Bedtime Stories |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dr. Dawson |
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ralph Nader |
| Chris Parnell | ... | devil |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Scott Wainio | ... | devil |
| Sketch | Buena Vista Social Club |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | conductor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | musician |
| Jerry Minor | ... | musician |
| Alex Foster | ... | musician |
| Earl Gardner | ... | musician |
| Shawn Pelton | ... | musician |
| John Zonars | ... | musician |
| Cartoon |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. T Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Michael Gross Voice |
| Sketch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Cold Opening | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | director Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Charlize Theron | ... | Salon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jonette |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Britanica |
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Charlize Theron | ... | Marla |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Cody |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| Cartoon |
| Andy Daly | ... | director Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | actress Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Mr. T Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Michael Gross Voice |
| Sketch | The Seven Year Itch |
| Charlize Theron | ... | Marilyn Monroe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joe DiMaggio |
| Will Ferrell | ... | assistant |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Billy Wilder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | makeup artist |
| Chris Parnell | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | narrator Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | stranger |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | cameraman |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch |
Proposes to Jimmy | |
| Tina Fey |
Explains the Electoral College | |
| Hugh Fink |
Jewish perspective on Joe Lieberman |
| Show | Bedtime Stories |
| Charlize Theron | ... | Susannah |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Dr. Dawson |
♬Marvin Gaye - "Sexual Healing"
| Sketch | a Glimpse of our Possible Future |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ralph Nader |
| Chris Parnell | ... | devil |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Scott Wainio | ... | devil |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Charlize Theron | ... | assistant |
| Paul Simon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | dancer |
♬Paul Simon - "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
♬Paul Simon - "You Can Call Me Al"
♬Paul Simon - "Slip Slidin' Away"
♬Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo - "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes"
| Sketch | Buena Vista Social Club |
| Charlize Theron | ... | wife |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | conductor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | musician |
| Jerry Minor | ... | musician |
| Alex Foster | ... | musician |
| Earl Gardner | ... | musician |
| Shawn Pelton | ... | musician |
| John Zonars | ... | musician |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charlize Theron | 7 | 1 | |||
| Paul Simon | 3 | ||||
| Andy Daly | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 3 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 3 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 1 | 1 | |||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Shawn Pelton | 1 | ||||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 7 | 11 | 16 |