| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan |
Explains Darryl Strawberry's arrest | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
I Have An OpinionChina | |
| Tina Fey |
Commentary on Hugh Hefner's seven girlfriends | |
| Kid Rock | ||
| David Spade |
⁕During Kid Rock's commentary, Jimmy Fallon says "peiner", referencing Ana Gasteyer's mistake earlier.